They’re quiet and virtually invisible, but don’t be fooled by the Parisian child.  One can witness the devilry of these monsters at any Parisian park.  Trust Mr. Neill on this.  He no longer lies.

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  1. Parisian children unleashed – part I
  2. Parisian children unleashed – part II
  3. Too old to lie


  1. Carolina Twins – Off to the war I’m going
  2. Cliff Carlisle – Memories that make me cry
  3. Sunshine Boys Quartet – Where no one stands alone


What could be more ridiculous than letting random strangers sleep in your guestroom?  How about repeating the same two lines for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS, never once drawing a laugh.

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  1. Spinning records with Asia
  2. Two good lines
  3. Taking hospitality
  4. Giving hospitality
  5. Unless March 28 was “reverse racism day”, Lauren D was wrong


  1. Allen Brothers –  Maybe next week sometime
  2. Joe Werner and the Ramblers – Crap shooter’s hop
  3. Teddy Bunn – If you see me comin’
  4. The Cotton Pickers – You tell her I stutter
  5. Prairie Ramblers – Take me back to my boots and saddle

Three automobile accidents in one day?  Really Mr. Neill?  No wonder you were forced to ride bus 60 with a pickle rolling around on the floor.

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  1. Pounding on a table will get you hired
  2. Breakfast with the entertainment industry
  3. Three accidents in one day
  4. Strange things are afoot at Tilden High School
  5. A rolling pickle disturbs the serenity of bus 60


  1. Lou Gold – I can’t get over a girl like you
  2. Ann Cole – Are you satisfied
  3. Swan’s Silvertone Singers – I want to rest
  4. Gene Gifford and his Orchestra – New Orleans twist
  5. Leonard C. Fulwider – Dalton round-up

The USS Neill bumbles ahead, leaving chaos and head-shaking in its wake.  In this episode, several simple tasks go horribly wrong.

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  1. Camp counseling
  2. 1st memories
  3. Mr. Neill delivers money in his underwear
  4. The hottest car ever
  5. Parking


  1. Wingy Manone – Swingin at the hickory house
  2. Sons of the Pioneers – Lie low little doggies
  3. Jimmy Bowen – Ever lovin fingers
  4. Joe Werner and the Ramblers – Memory of Mother
  5. Harry Roy – Jazz me blues

Although Mr. Neill and P. Diddy were born hours apart, their lives have traced vastly differing trajectories.  This episode dares to compare these differences.

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  1. Anthony Nuzzo is alive
  2. The right woman shouldn’t make you feel like a loser
  3. Don’t compare yourself to Diddy
  4. Filling in the blanks…strange things are afoot at the Korean restaurant
  5. Coincidences can mean nothing


  1. Chick Bullock and his Levee Loungers – Blue moon
  2. Jesse Rodgers – Hummin to my honey
  3. Andy Kirk – Froggy bottom
  4. Wingy Manone – Paper doll
  5. Joe Fingers Carr – Ivory rag